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ylub:
wow, what book?!
WHAT BOOKK SERIOUSLY
someone put us out of our miseryyyyyy
this is my picture! please don’t change the source!
and the book is called perfect for you by kate perry :)
i really hope its not by the katy perry im thinking of
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usa gets silver:

russia gets silver:

chinese get silver:

british get bronze:

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I need feminism because as a trained fighter, I should not have male friends -INSIST- that I need an escort when I walk home at night.
It was less than 10 minutes home and I’d gladly kick the shit out of anyone who laid a hand on me. I’m a big kid, and I can very well take care of myself.
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instead of banning girls from wearing certain things how about u just ban boys from being thirsty little hoes
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Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
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the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.
Three types of people
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iwishiwasathomeplayingvideogames:
I FOUND MY FAVOURITE POST ON TUMBLR.
Manservant/Sorcerer:

IT GOT BETTER
THOR

The Boy Who Lived

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people are gross i want to be a dog
dogs lick their own ass
humans lick each others asses
^^reblogging for this
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shania twain is just stupid for not naming her son choo choo
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